pontmercyanide: some flowers just arrived for my sister but my mom thought they were for me. and so she asked if they were from henry and of course i asked what the hell she was talking about and she was like “henry, the boy you’re always talking about.” she meant henry david thoreau. i quote henry david thoreau so much my mom thought henry david thoreau was my boyfriend
illegolas: why is a girl smoking considered soft grunge why is anything considered soft grunge what is soft grunge
a-pariah: a-pariah: why is the female hero so often tomboyish why cant there just be one like oops i chipped my barbie pink nail polish while brutally killing an entire armada of time traveling ninja pirates with my hair curler nvm found her
hannibalthecanibal: and here we have harry potter literally standing on a pile of letters to try and catch one that is still in the air. there are clearly reasons why he doesn’t get sorted into ravenclaw
fuoco-go: gendertier: gendertier: gendertier: i jUST WALKED INTO MY MOMS ROOM AND THERE’S A DACHSHUND IN HERE WE DON’T OWN A DACHSHUND???? ???????? okay this dog is so sweet but where is my mom omfg Your mom has been turned into a dachshund. It’s you’re responsibility to lift the curse. Your adventure is beginning, my friend.
lampsarepeopletoo: an investigator is searching for evidence at a murder crime scene. he searches under the couch and finds a pudding cup with pudding still in it. he notices something shiny in the cup and he pulls out a bullet. this is what he was searching for. the proof was in the pudding
cybercitrus: People that think they are going to be magically independent when they become 18.
neversaying-goodbye-toyou: Torchwood. The secret organisation that has the huge car with flashing lights and Torchwood written on the side of it. The secret organisation that orders pizza under the name Torchwood.
Fantasy novelist: Alright, time to create my fantasy world. Great thing about this genre is that I can make it anything I want. Could be based on any culture in any place from any time. Could be a mix of places and times, or something newly invented by me. Yup, there is literally nothing out of bounds here.
Fantasy novelist: I'm gonna go with medieval England.
hungarian: it’d be cool to speak like 20 different languages & keep it a secret from everyone & then during a time of crisis, u could speak some fluent russian to some russian guy holding a gun to your head & all your friends will be like daaamn
rabioheab: it appears that you have given birth to a beautiful baby balloon and you didn’t even have to go through labour because it was just sitting under your shirt for some reason. wait a minute
tempoes: everyone says “just get out and leave everything behind in the event of a house fire” like no fuck that shit im grabbing every electronic i can hold
ronaldkn0x: imagine becoming a personified version of ur url
freeshawarmas: jehovas-witness: internetexplorers: cheese3d: nothings worse than soft grapes soft apples soft dicks ☾☻soft grunge blog☻☽
getoffmybloghoe: when you lose your phone in the blanket and you just
davidtennantisattractive: sebastian-contra-mundum: coffin-plate: I really enjoy the fact that you can basically sum up the ending of Hamlet with this gif that’s it that’s the play #fortinbras is like ‘hey guys i thought i’d drop by and talk land dea- WHAT’
sansaofhousestark: arianne—martell: Every time I think of the black market, I actually imagine a market, with little stalls selling illegal things like nuclear weapons and organs.
cysterical: hey baby did it hurt when you sauntered vaguely downwards