if everybody got a free miniature animal at birth that protected you, like a tiny elephant or dragon, the world would be a better place.
(via onetruequeenofwesteros)
how do you start a conversation with someone without sounding lame do you just be like Hey man how many cool scooter tricks can u do
(via jeannierocket)
“Actual conversations with my 2 year old daughter, as re-enacted by me and another full grown man - Episode 1”
Oh my GOD
This is very true to my experience.
“Even when the console’s turned off, users can simply say “Xbox On” to power up — which means the new Kinect will be listening to you in your living room at all times.”
(Source: theverge.com, via onetruequeenofwesteros)
we’re just living in a web of lies now aren’t we
(Source: usedtobepopunk, via waitingsolong)
Foods of Arrested Development print by Tyler Feder.
mirror step, 2013
custom made mirror fixed to a concrete step
(via shavingryansprivates)
at my 7th grade parent teacher conference, my english teacher was telling my mom how insightful my poem was about ‘my evil twin’ and how fascinating it was that at my age i could recognize the dark parts of myself but i was just talking about my twin brother he was such a dick
(via ieatfiretruckz)
nothing grape flavored is flavored like grapes it’s just flavored like other grape flavored things and this is why I have trust issues
FUN FACT: Grape artificial flavor was the first artificial flavor created, by accident. That means that some guy decided, “Whoa, this smells a lot like grapes,” and now everyone pretends it’s grape-y, too…
It tastes like an accident
(via hipsterinatardis)
